usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

peechingtonmariejust:

geekscoutcookies:

magnacarterholygrail:

thayoungwolf:

Ayee

JESUS

Everyone go to bed

Lmao I can’t stand this website

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage